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Did you hear about the last office in our newest Daily Plan It location?

It was last but not leased.

How many ants does it take to rent an office?

Tenants.

A tennant of ours was trying to plan how to divide up a large office. But no matter how many ways he tried, he was unable to split it up into any number of equal sized cubicles. He asked us for help, but we said there was simply no way to do it.

“The problem,” we said, “Is that it’s a prime office location.”

I was just voted “the most secretive” in the office.

I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.

I once shared renting an office with a man from the army.

I took the right half, and he was the left tenant.

My boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office.

I’m on season 4 now but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security.

Funny office jokes can lighten the drudgery of our daily work lives. It’s accrual world sometimes, but these workplace jokes will help to chair you up.

I used to make jokes at work during meetings, and I could really get people laughing. Then our meetings were online. I’d still make jokes, but no one would laugh. Not one. At first, I thought it was just because everyone was muted.

It turns out, they didn’t find me remotely funny.

“A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come in. Hoping to look like a hot shot, he picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working on a big, important business deal. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”

The man said, “Yeah I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”

My new tenant told me that her entire office was full of Monkees memorabilia.

I thought she was exaggerating, but then I saw her place.

I just realized our office has a pretty good ceiling.

 I mean…it’s not the best, but it’s up there.

Our tenant was locked out of his office. He started talking calmly but firmly to the lock.

Because end of the day, communication is key.

What do you call a fear of overly engineered buildings?

A complex complex complex.

Which breed of dogs can jump higher than our offices?

Any dogs, because our offices can’t jump.

Just a helpful suggestion, when you are ready to sign the lease for one of our offices, please put your Name in the ‘sign here’ box, not ‘Capricorn’.